"A man touched me.
His hand..my thigh.
I touched him too.
My fist...his jaw."
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol 1
I came across this quote on Instagram and I just had to look it up. It's funny, but it's not funny at the same time.
Moral of the story: Defend yourself, ladies (and gents) !!!